Friday 31 August 2012

How Baller Are You?


Q1
What time do you have to get up for work each day?

A. 4am
B. 8am
C. LOL

Q2
How many breaks per day do you get in your job?

A. Two. One in the morning and one in the afternoon.
B. I take a break when I need one
C. Five minute sync break every hour

Q3
Have you ever forgot where your car is parked?

A. I ride a bicycle
B. Once
C. I still haven't found it

Q4
What type of car do you own?

A. Family hatchback
B. Sports car
C. I can't remember but it cost $150k

Q5
How many meals a day do you have?

A. Three
B. I eat when I'm hungry
C. I eat when my Internet is down

Q6
Have you ever played credit card roulette?

A. No,my credit card is maxed out
B. No,but I sometimes offer to pay for close friends
C. Obv

Q7
Your Sunday schedule is..

A. Visiting family
B. Out drinking
C. Sat in front of my PC for 18 hours never seeing daylight

Q8
You just busted out of a poker tournament. What do you do?

A. Vent my anger on Twitter
B. Just say 'Ah, never mind'
C. Book a flight to play poker in another country 3000 miles away

Q9
Who do you live with?

A. Family
B. Friends
C. Millionaires I met through Skype

Q10
Christmas falls on a Sunday. What do you do?

A. Spend Christmas with family
B. Spend Christmas with family and friends
C. Spend Christmas with family and friends who have broadband

Q11
Your Internet provider informs you that you will be without broadband for 7 days due to necessary maintenance on your road. What do you do?

A. Complain and try to get something for free
B. Complain and go play live poker in your local casino
C. Buy another house two streets away

Q12
You win a Sunday Major. How do you celebrate?

A. Pay off your mortgage
B. Party and go on holiday
C. Play $5k HU SNG's

Q13
Somebody you don't know mentions you on Twitter. What do you do?

A. Respond immediately
B. Respond later
C. Block them

Q14
A friend owes you money but it's been two weeks since they mentioned paying you back. What do you do?

A. Gently remind them
B. Demand payment
C. Start a thread on 2+2

Q15
Your hard work at poker suddenly pays off and you find yourself rich enough to be able to travel the world playing the game you love. How do you spend your spare time in these fabulous cities?

A. Explore the sights
B. Explore the nightlife
C. Moan about the price of your hotels internet access

Mostly A's- You bun bad
Mostly B's- On a heater
Mostly C's- Sicko





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